How I Psych Up Before A Big Lift

laxgoaliesrhs · Oct 3, 2012

How I Psych Up Before A Big Lift

i just fap all over the bar before my bench press and the sticky grip helps me hold it better and when its really heavy it rips my calusses and it seeps into my blood and then i get convulsions and turn into a super saiyen then fly away with my lattisimus dorsi. i look up into the sky and see camel jockey, zyzz, and brandi bar bell and they all smile at me. The hospital light gleams over me as my life flashes before my eyes in the ICU.. I went to the dining room, there's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. that fine evening, I sat there and ordered a Fernet Branca. Lunatic, I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a 7/10 sloot and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to the misc. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do. hehe ty zyzzbird
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Sometimes i like to jack off right before i squat to make sure im not aadding any extra weight to my squat. Then i save the semen and put it in a bottle that i label with the date and how much i squatted that day.

How I Psych Up Before A Big Lift

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