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      May 18, 2012
    1. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      as i was getting ready to go out this evening my wife said,
      is it really necessary for me to iron your boxer shorts,?i don't see the point .

      easy for her to say.

      its not her who has to stare at them while sucking my penis in the pub car park later.
       
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    2. alomjabpd

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      joke for you

      [​IMG]
       
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    3. laxgoaliesrhs

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      joke for you

      Probably the unfunniest joke I have heard, ban the cnut
       
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    4. Korporalegq

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      joke for you

      My wifes so fat we were sunbathing on the beach today .and a life guard came over and said to her ,

      excuse me miss could you move .the tide waiting to come in :
       
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    5. alomjabpd

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      joke for you

      Ive just received my latest water bill fu--- £800.00

      But I've also just seen that oxfam can supply a family with water for only £2.50 a month

      Im changing suppliers .you should too.
       
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    6. laxgoaliesrhs

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      joke for you

      I did laugh at this one, but only because ur wife is probably a truffle chaser
       
      laxgoaliesrhs, May 18, 2012
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    7. vijugati8g

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      joke for you

      Fair one m8! lol
       
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    8. defelqy

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      joke for you

      Paddy and mick sat having a pint.....A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on, Paddy says Im gonna do that when i win the lottery. Mick says wot drive a wagon? Paddy says no ya silly **** send my grass to be cut..
       
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    9. masoven4u

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      joke for you

      "Give it to me!" she said, "I'm so ****ing wet, give it to me now!"

      "**** off" I said. "This is my umbrella."
       
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    10. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      joke for you

      why did face book go public?

      because they could,t work out the privacy settings either.
       
      baletki, May 18, 2012
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