You just couldn't make it up.

You just couldn't make it up.

Nidge, the Devil has farted on your cornflakes once more.
Terrible luck man.

Unless she's reet up for it again, eh. nudge nudge

 

You just couldn't make it up.

Hardly your fault that she ends up next door?

Surely just more incentive your the lady your seeing now to double her efforts!

 

You just couldn't make it up.

Nah mate I'm not up for her again she's bad news.

 

You just couldn't make it up.

Aw jesus.....I hate the silent treatment. Hope it pans out for ya soon mate....theres only so much bad karma from one screw up a man can have tho.

 

You just couldn't make it up.

some women are dumb