Woke up and my top lip is huge!! WTF is going on? I havent done anything to get it (dont think so anyway). currently sucking on a frozen steak to try and take the swelling down ???
Woke up with a swollen top lip...WTF!! I wish I could say that but she was working a nightshift up the hospital last night or I would have blamed her!
Woke up with a swollen top lip...WTF!! Cant think of eating anything new last night?! unless a ninja crept in my window and punched me square in the lips?
Woke up with a swollen top lip...WTF!! Probably been bitten or stung by something mate, iv got bare creatures in my house ATM
Woke up with a swollen top lip...WTF!! a mouse may hav mated with your lips in your sleep then defacated on them problem solved.