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    Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Canellesao, Sep 8, 2012.

    1. Canellesao

      Canellesao Well-Known Member

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      went to a wedding after party last night, was on best behaviour as it was the misses work lot, didnt know many of them there other than my real cousin (complicated, i was adopted when young, never really knew any of them until a few years back) so didnt really speak to him much

      had a good time and a few drinks, which i didnt wanna do as im half way through cycle, but hey it was sociable.

      then at the end i was chatting to my cousins gf and she was talkin about there side of the family, it got a bit heated as she was quite drunk and rambling on about bollux, next thing her fella (my cousin) comes over and says in a ****ty way that he will believe his gf over me anyday, random!

      im then havin a pis.s and he comes in and starts going on about me startin on his misses! i said i didnt start on no1 let alone ur misses! he pushed and pushed and then i snapped with a full on head butt!

      as u can imagine he was on the deck and then all hell broke out!

      im now public enemy number 1 with every1!!!


      at least my kids still like me hahahah!
       
    2. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      Hope the cvnt has a headache, but 'ofc' it'll be all your fault!!
       
    3. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      Is your cousin Johnny_Lee?
      I hate the "oh sh1t i fcuked up last night" mornings! Been a while since I've had one mind but i know how your feeling.
       
    4. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      The only thing you can do is sleep with his Mrs, hope he catches you so you can feel bad and want to apologise... The twist is you won't know how to find him so can't
       
    5. Raleoxilevz

      Raleoxilevz Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      haha i just hate it coz the misses will ge the grief, as she has to go to work wednesday and face the music, i got a good mind to go round to his place today (as he lives with his mummy still, my aunty) apart from there dad is a co.ck and il end up droppin him too!

      on the plus side.. the tren has made my head butts awsome hahahahah
       
    6. emininojiq

      emininojiq Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      i wouldnt sleep with his misses mate! she isnt even half special! more of a sh.it stirring brown nose! my misses r far better hahah
       
    7. suighja

      suighja Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      Listen you rapped the heed on him, don't worry nobody died, you didn't get lifted, and you felt funkin awesome for tw4tting the soft cvnt

      Every ones a winner, you should have poked his wife in the windpipe though then I would be impressed!

      Try living in Falkirk this **** happens every day at the nursery school my wee by goes to!
       
    8. defelqy

      defelqy Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      His cousin's missus would need to be a glamour model and a figment of his imagination of course!
       
    9. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      I have a very similar problem this morning.

      Last night l was tired and hungry, l hate having carbs in the evening but there was nothing else in, l had to do it, l ate a bowls of shreddies.

      My wife wont speak to me this morning.
       
    10. tausch

      tausch Well-Known Member

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      why do i do it to myself?

      u muppet lol
       

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