Weasel Problem- runts sniffing around your missus! I was going to say I do the very same to a female friend of mine until I read the valentines craic. I even send her cheeky/naughty texts which are totally innocent just a bit craic and her husband reads them from time to time... he knows that's all it is and is fine about it. Just because a bloke is close to a woman, doesn't always mean he's trying to get into her knickers
Weasel Problem- runts sniffing around your missus! Gut instinct is often right. Can't you get someone, unconnected to 'have a word'?
Weasel Problem- runts sniffing around your missus! Won't the simple words 'fuck off' do? Why the need for plans of action. Tell your girlfriend to stop replying to the texts and send one to him.