I had a pint glass filled with water, he comes up to me and says "Pint of vodka, blimey!". I did my usual fake laugh as he cracks another s*it joke. Now I can hear him telling other people his joke: "He had a pint of water, and I went up to him and said: pint of vodka, blimey!". If I had a pound for every fake laugh he's received, then I'd be a multi-millionaire. Another joke was when my colleague managed to crash his car into a lamp post. This bloke goes "Never been a fan of Frank LAMPard". Seriously. I don't even...
Unfunny bloke in work... The benefits of my car being my office,I make myself laugh with weirdos on the street. Although its f*cking weird when I say a sh*t joke and punch myself for doing so
Unfunny bloke in work... If he does this again shout "No, pint of flesh eating Sulphuric Acid" and throw it into his face. Joke will be on him when he finds out it isn't Sulphuric Acid at all and is actually hydrochloric acid
Unfunny bloke in work... Ask him what the capital of Thailand is....Bangkok...SMASH straight in the balls. Then ask him if it was funny. Gotta love stifler
Unfunny bloke in work... Worked with loads of em !!!! I'm pretty sure I've heard that line as well. The other one I get often is when I say I've got tuna for lunch "What tuna-piano" .... ha ha ha ....... no fcuk off
