Small things you do that anger your S/O

Small things you do that anger your S/O

Thats my SO does! I'm there with my bag (full for every emergency) and hes like 'o wait, do you have my phone?' 'Why the would I have your phone?' Then he spends 5 mins looking for it when its some where obvious, like in his trousers from yesterday. We finally get out and we're walking down the close; '****, I forgot my keys' and so it goes on. Till the end of time.

Or I'm ready at the door and he'll say something like, 'you know how I arranged to sign up for our pension tonight after work?' 'er, okay' 'Well, you need your passport, ID card and proof of address for the meeting.' Then I'm the d1ck becuase I 'wasn't ready' We get to the MTR and he's forgetten his phone. Ergh...

(True story, happened this morning)