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    1. suighja

      suighja Well-Known Member

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      Right boys and girls iv got a date with a proper fit bird on sunday, problem is my new bulking diet means I'm farting a lot, and they are rank. Quick fix to sorting it by Sunday? Don't really wanna jack my diet in for a bird so any other suggestions ?
       
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      Oh god help me!

      LMAO hold it in and when shes gone...........Trump until the cows come home!

      Dont make the mistake of letting one off is she goes the loo, she will come back get a wiff and ur done for!
       
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      Oh god help me!

      cut the carbs mate a few days before

      i dont fart at all now really im on my 5day 2 day split
       
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      Oh god help me!

      this ^^ just take the stomach cramps like a boss then let rip when she is at least a mile from your location
       
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      Oh god help me!

      LMFAO
       
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      Oh god help me!

      fart and blame her for being a dirty b1tch
       
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      Oh god help me!

      Fart, than look over at her in disgust as if she has done it.
       
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    8. jailynn24hb

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      Oh god help me!

      or maybe have a big sh1t beforehand
       
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