I wear my sunglasses at night

When I cut onions while making dinner. But, it doesn't seem to help, so I'm not going to do it anymore.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

Chew gum, it helps.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

Breath through your mouth.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

How does that help my eyes?

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

Cut 'em under water.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

My pool's not warm enough yet.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

It works try it.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

The onions, not you.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

The sharper the knife, the less tears.

 

I wear my sunglasses at night

Alex, I'll take "Things a serial killer says" for $200.