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    1. vijugati8g

      vijugati8g Well-Known Member

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      I came into my new apartment and found a hobo living in my bedroom and the hobo turned out to be santa claus in he`s summer outfit. Now he`s all like give me all your damn milk and vodka ! And were is my cookies??? !!! . He`s sley is broke down anyone know a mechanic??? Gotta get rid of the old git but i don`t want to **** him off and get a lump of coal in my stockings!
       
    2. vijugati8g

      vijugati8g Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Are you high ?
       
    3. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Yes my good sir i am valium is good stuff.
       
    4. laxgoaliesrhs

      laxgoaliesrhs Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Mate, this happened to me last week. Just leave him and he'll go.
       
    5. masoven4u

      masoven4u Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

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    6. casse

      casse Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Yeah your probably right probably just had a fight with misses santa over banging one of he`s elf employees
       
    7. emininojiq

      emininojiq Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Subbed.
       
    8. laxgoaliesrhs

      laxgoaliesrhs Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      He is not really what i imagined him to be tbh, he keeps wanting me to spoon with him and hug him
       
    9. Korporalegq

      Korporalegq Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      has he whipped out his christmas balls?
       
    10. Canellesao

      Canellesao Well-Known Member

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      HELP ME!!! please!!!

      Lets just say jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way dam di dam
       

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