I came into my new apartment and found a hobo living in my bedroom and the hobo turned out to be santa claus in he`s summer outfit. Now he`s all like give me all your damn milk and vodka ! And were is my cookies??? !!! . He`s sley is broke down anyone know a mechanic??? Gotta get rid of the old git but i don`t want to **** him off and get a lump of coal in my stockings!
HELP ME!!! please!!! Yeah your probably right probably just had a fight with misses santa over banging one of he`s elf employees
HELP ME!!! please!!! He is not really what i imagined him to be tbh, he keeps wanting me to spoon with him and hug him