Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

LOL my son told the wife the other day when she was changing him, its going up, up so high, up in to the space, dont know how a 3 year old gets a boner.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Those are priceless stories....

Mine may not be so much what my son said, but what he did a few years ago. My (ex)husband was making gravy one night while I was away, and when I walked in the house;

Husband - "The gravy isn't turning out."
4 year old son (all excited) - "I gave daddy some of my flour to make gravy"
Me (knowing exactly what happend) - "That's awesome sweetie, where's your flour"?
4 year old - "see" - as he hands me his sandwich baggie, full of plaster of paris.

I'm not sure what I thought was funnier, the fact that my son was so excited that he helped his dad, or that my husband really thought that it was flour and actually used something in a baggie that a 4 year old got out of his bedroom, lol

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Thats funny, I assume you told your husband what was in the bag lol.

I had the smoke detector go off one day, my son runs up to me says, whats that noise dad. I was like, its my cooking baby, Im such a good cook even the smoke detector is cheering me on.
My daughter walks in to the kitchen and says, dad you dont know how to cook, just make us a sandwich or some cereal lol.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Haha I'm sure he'll take back that last comment soon enough

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

I am pretty sure he will too, sooner or later. Its weird how I take him to the mall with me and he has a mohawk hairdoo.

One day I forgot to do it, soon as we stepped through the doors to the mall, he starts using his little hands and making his hair. I said what you doing son? He turns around looks at me and says, so gyls can say wow cooo hayr. LOL

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Hahahaha these are funny!

Mine are older now. When my daughter was younger she called arm pits "arm picks". So cute.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

I remember when I was pretty young my mom always told me if someone called the house when they were not home to tell the person on the phone that she was in the shower (so they wouldn't think I was home alone). Well, my mom's friend called one night and asked to speak to my mom so I replied:

Me: "She's in the shower at moment, can I get here to call you back?"
Mom's friend: "No thats okay, can I talk to your father instead?"
Me: "Um, no, hes in the shower as well."

Awkward next time they ran into each other…

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

These are so funny! I can't believe some of those comments didn't end in brawls. "Who you callin' fat, son?!" And it's crazy how witty children can be. "Now you look like an apple core..." I can't believe a supplement company hasn't used that analogy before! Reminds me of the time I called my younger cousin a carrot-top. She informed me that carrot TOPS are green. LOL

I wasn't there for this one, but somehow my mom and daughter had gotten into a discussion about my daughter's ancestry. Mom lists off 10 countries that are a part of her heritage and my daughter, who was about 6 at the time and had a little bit of an idea about how babies are born says, "Gross...my mommy kissed ALL those men????"

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

LOL you nasty girl kissing men from all over the world haha.

Yeah kids have no shame and dont know how to lie either.

A little joke, a 4 year old son walks in on mom and dad getting it on in the bed, he says dad, what are you doing to mom. Dad comes up with a quick one. Son we are going swimming tomorrow to the lake, so I have to pump mom up with some air so she doesnt sink.

Son look at him and says, dad she must have an air leak someplace, the neighbor was pumpking her yesterday too.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

bump, loved reading this!