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    1. Korporalegq

      Korporalegq Well-Known Member

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      so i need to get off work for an interview on thursday but ive got work. ive only been at this place a month or so and this week is a big week where they need everyone in. id prefer to get off wed thu fri, but worst case thu fri, which means it will be ral difficcult for me to get to the intervie which is 300miles away.


      so, what dya reckon? whats the most plausible excuse i can come up with? i was gonna call in and say im sick but thats sh1t.

      fire away.... im sure u lot will have a few good ones
       
    2. masoven4u

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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      Family bereavement altho bang out of order,

      Fell down the stairs and ragged your back.
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      Injure yourself at work on Monday or Tuesday....
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      Pulled your back. Stuck on the sofa. Just don't answer the phone while on the train!
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      This is the best option, get yourself sent home
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      Whatever you use, keep it simple, when you phone in don't waffle with a list of ailments.
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      Say you had a burglary and you have to wait for the locksmith to repair your doors/window, lay it on reeeal nice and thick in a false teary voice "They took everything, all of my worldly possessions including the vase with my grans/grandads/ dogs ashes" " I have nothing now"

      This way you'll get the day off, paid hopefully and also this has the added bonus that if they're thinking of sacking you they'll give you another chance and keep you on through guilt (Fingers crossed)
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      haha i love this thread.

      Over the years i have used many excuses, all of them bang out of order. Seem's like a great idea at the time when im so hungover i can't move, not so great the next day when everyone is giving me support and attention for somthing that didn't happen haha and ive gotta keep up the act. Ah whey, hey ho, **** happens.
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      i dont mind saying my dad died, but this means i will have to act devastated for weeks which is difficult. maybe he had a heart attack? wednesday dinner time, so i must rush home for a day or 2? but again ill have to act damn, maybe i should take 5clens which will make me a bit jittery lmao hahahhahahah
       
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      excuse for work? help me out lads

      There is your answer!
       
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