Can you " go " anywhere ?

Can you " go " anywhere ?

lol imagine you was just a random person out walking your dog

and you seen a hulking middle aged man in his vest hunched over pants rounds ankles taking a sh*t

my god i would laugh

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

I don't know, to be honest. I've never tried taking a dump while a dead rat is staring at me. I guess I just don't get out much.

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

Im pretty good, i can hold it in for a long time so very rarely get caught short.

Did once manage a number two in my trousers when hammered, 200 yds from home did my best but alas no.

Did six years in the ta so had my fair share or rank toilets.

Worst one was a thunderbox in sennybridge on the beacons. It was a trench toilet, similar to a portaloo but it was an open wooden box, you weren't exposed as such but there was no door just a box for you to sit on and a hole in the ground.

The smell was beyond belief, not to mention the flies that were swatting around it.

But needs must when your busting to go.

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

Lol, Milky, no I cannot just go anywhere!

Holidays are the worst. By day 4, I'm in serious pain

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

I dont like going when i am at my girlfriends, not too bothered about my lady, but when i am on the loo at her house, and her kids bedroom is opposite (and they have always got THEIR door open) i always feel awkward when i start letting rip popping and farting, god knows what they must think...guess i like my privacy...

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

What is it with you women ??

 

Can you " go " anywhere ?

Not to bothered were I drop anchor....
If i'm touching cloth and no toilet about I'll curl 1 and wipe with a sock.