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    1. emininojiq

      emininojiq Well-Known Member

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      Hey dudes. Was hoping for some advice please. Its my 37th on Tuesday and my missus (whos always been Bi Curious apparently) has asked me if I want a threesome with her and her best mate. Shes only known her mate since xmas but they apparently hit it off from the start etc etc. Anyway, her mate isnt really anything special imo so its not like Im desperate to shag her or anything but, having never had the opportunity before and obviously getting older, I am thinking maybe I should sieze the opportunity while i can otherwise I might regret it lol. I am a bit worried about the order of play sort of thing though. Whats the status quo with a threesome? Is it a free for all kind of "anything goes" or am I supposed to just shag my missus and let them play with each other? I feel a bit embarrassed to be asking really but i havent got any mates that have had one before so cant ask them and I figured I bet a few of you lot have done in the past. Any advice? Do's & Donts? Cheers
       
    2. remstation

      remstation Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Your Mrs mate might have a pair of knickers with a big rubber John Thomas hanging off of the front of them. I hope so, betchya wouldn't come and tell us about that lol
       
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      herunder88 Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Lol probably something u should speak to your wife about? No doubt she has limits in her head.

      But usually, anything goes.

      Good luck! Xx
       
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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      How long you been with your missus for?
       
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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      It's a free for all bud! If you can't shag the mate, whats the point? It will end up like that episode of Friends where Ross's wife ****s her mate and he just stands there. It's dangerous. Obviously you know you're relationship better than us. What are the reasons for the mrs wanting to do it? I'd avoid a threesome while in a relationship personally, but I haven't been married for years so no idea what your deal is. It could all be fine, you could all have a lovely time and every thing go back to normal, but to me, I'm not sure I see that being the case. But what do i know???
       
    6. herunder88

      herunder88 Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Do you really need to ask advise on this one???
      Really? Do you?
      Man the Feck up. Sounds like your Mrs is going to do her with or with out you!
      Get in there!
       
    7. uFaro

      uFaro Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Free for all. Just have to feel your way through. So to speak.
       
    8. herunder88

      herunder88 Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Let them two kick it off then you finish them both off
       
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      alomjabpd Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      You can stand in the corner w@nking while your missus goes for it! Enjoy!
       
    10. defelqy

      defelqy Well-Known Member

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      Been offered a threesome for my birthday :)

      Just go with the flow mate... it will all just happen.... No point in planning it
       

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