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    Discussion in 'General Chat' started by vijugati8g, May 30, 2012.

    1. vijugati8g

      vijugati8g Well-Known Member

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      At work there are 3 urinals in the gents.

      It is the unwritten law on brotherhood that you use one on either end and then if they are both taken it's a cubical job.

      Well there is this dude at work who always goes to the middle even if the others are free...


      Is this weird or is it just me!?
       
    2. Canellesao

      Canellesao Well-Known Member

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      Maybe he's trying to say something!
       
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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      maybe hes scared of being trapped in the corner when you walk into the toilet.
       
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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      I take the middle one, and stand there in a full on lat spread (not unlike in my avi) letting my pish spray where it may.

      If anyone else comes in, they immediately feel unease at having to take another pis$ position, given the proximity to my immediate left or right.

      Its an alpha thing. I like to own the place like a boss
       
    6. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      He wants p!ss on both his shoes?

      I walked into the bogs in a service station on the M4 and found a bloke in the middle urinal, he had his trousers and pants pulled right down to the floor and had tucked his shirt up n under. Fvcking tw*t, I had to hide in the sh!tter just for a wee.
       
    7. Capone

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      also, in public lavvies where it is one long urinal, I like to get right shoulder to shoulder, even when it is almost empty.
       
    8. defelqy

      defelqy Well-Known Member

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      This. If you use an end one it's an admission of weakness.
       
    9. Magnar

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      ha ha! that scares the 5hit out of me when that happens! which, sadly, it does!
       
    10. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      Anyone else thing this is weird!?

      A classic case of Willy Watchers Syndrome...a narcissistic/self-loathing propensity to indulge into the unhinging of the Male Restroom etiquettes and treading of boundaries!
       
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