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    1. remstation

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      Mine was in the sea in ibiza .... last year... When i was sat in one of them floaty tires

      But oh my god it felt so fcuking good !!!!

      No floaters thank god . Just all the uncooked chicken from the night before that the extremly fat bird i slept with fed me

      Over to you

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      Dno if this counts as sh1tting myself but , was in bed with the missus last weekend, and went to fart, a little bidda poop came out .
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      Last edited by Uk_mb; Today at 12:46 PM.
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      Mate's party last year. Cannot recall anything but **** in my see-through swim shorts. Never getting that intoxicated again.
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      Very nearly - 2 days ago, bout of food poisoning. Resulted in a a night of head in the sink, arse in the toilet
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      when i saw my reflexion the other day
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      Not me but a mate farted a button mushroom fairly recently.
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      Sharted myself for 2nd time in life recently had **** and corn running down my leg in house.

      Was finishing washing floors, needed, thought I'd just finish what I was doing, really needed, just wee bit more to do BIG DOUBLE SNEEZE- SHART!!!

      Trackies in bin straight in shower haaaaa.

      Shart is a fart that turns into a **** against ones will
       
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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      A few years back when I was in sharm, had something dodgy to eat in te hotel but didn't hit me till I was on an overnight scuba trip, woke up and had to ditch my shorts, needless to say I couldn't even fart Or sneeze without spraying haha
       
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    9. vijugati8g

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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      I was caught short and had to have a sh1t in a bush last year when out in the woods on my mountain bike, wasn't pretty, and I had to wipe on my t-shirt, good job I had a few layers on so I didn't have to ride back bare chested.
       
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    10. vijugati8g

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      Whens the last time you shat yourself

      hahahaha

      OR add a little hand shandy in there and call it a ShW@nk
       
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