Ok so here's text conversation between me and my mate this afternoon where i laughed so much i nearly choked to death on an orange. I'm at my desk in my office and he's at his in another office, he has ginger hair. mate: best invention ever! me: what is? mate: just got a cold Starbucks latte from Sainsbury me: what's so good about that? mate: i didn't know they sold them!! me: god you lead an exciting life! lol. (mate sends a picture of his latte to me) me: it looks small in the picture... mate: yeah 7.7 onces me: Oh sh*t i've just realised what i said... hahahahaha mate: it's not the size that matters, when will you learn! me: yeah i bet you've heard that before! lol mate: i'm not that small am i? be honest with me! me: Lets not talk about it,... how long is your break? mate: erm...answer my question and 45 mins... me: like you said it's not the size that matters! lol. And you know how it compares you've seen enough male genitalia in the gym! ha ha mate: i said be honest not mean! bastard! can't you just give me a straight answer? me: why does it matter mate? mate: firstly because i am genuinely asking and secondly i won't get offended...nobody ever tells you the truth so maybe you could? lol me: ok well because your tall i would have expected it to be bigger but it's not really small just not in propotion to the rest of you, do you get me? but i suspect it really doesn't matter to anyone as your looks more than make up for it.....and erm your personality! mate: OMG! so basically i got a small rusty willy!...Thanks mate you're so f*cking kind! me: sorry PMSL!!! mate: it gets bigger when i lose weight. me: i've never known a willy to get bigger when you lose weight, i just think you can see it easier!! you've obviously done your research! mate: hahaha you c*nt! me: sorry can't breath laughing so much! lol lol mate: i'm so glad your having a good laugh at my tiny willy!!! b*stard!! me: sorry can't stop laughing............. mate: nothing to be sorry about, i've had no compliants! me: there is if you were here, whole office is reading these texts! hahahahahahahahaha mate: ****in freak! me: well if you've had no complaints that's a feather in your cap then isn't it. lol...sorry almost choked on my orange! mate: good! die you b*stard!.. alrite! alrite! my tinky winky ain't that funny! me: no your right it's no laughing matter.........but your replies where!! PMSL!! mate: i don't know why i bother talking to you!
Small willy Yeah cause god forbid you should discuss another mans dick, word is it can actually turn you gay!......yawn!
