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    Discussion in 'Female Bodybuilding sponsored by Allys Angels' started by yesun, Apr 20, 2012.

    1. yesun

      yesun Well-Known Member

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      Been dating this chick about 6 weeks.


      Never takes more then 3 minutes for her to orgasm, I mean I literally counted one time, it took about 6 strokes in and out and she was done.

      Then she jumps off and says no more since she is sore now.

      Whats a man to do?

      OK OK

      But seriously its a CEREAL question.

      How come for women it takes about 3 minutes to get the O done and some it takes almost an hour of pumping away like a lumberjack cutting down a big ol 700 year old tree.
       
    2. masoven4u

      masoven4u Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      GOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! WHY CAN'T MEN JUST UNDERSTAND US AND ACCEPT US AS WE ARE?!?!?!?!

      okay, not srs.
      Personally, it depends A LOT on how much time and effort was put into priming the tunnel of loooove, KWIM? Sometimes it just doesn't happen, no matter how long we try. IDK why.
       
    3. fa2nzg

      fa2nzg Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Could be that she's really turned on by you! I'm sure it will get longer as she gets used to being with you and the newness factor goes down. Try different angles...when a man is bigger it hurts when the cervix is hit directly.
       
    4. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Continue hacking away at that 700 year old tree - she will yell timber before too long!

      Hey mrshester-loving the new avi!
       
    5. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Yay! A parody thread!

      Does this mean I can post the rabid dog again?
       
    6. Raleoxilevz

      Raleoxilevz Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Aww, thanks! I'm not sure where they came from...I just woke up one day and BAM! Fatcepts!
       
    7. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Whats this parody thing you talking about

      ok but seriously though

      been boning one woman for years, she never lasts more then five mins :) is she selfish? or is she just using me to get off?
       
    8. Korporalegq

      Korporalegq Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Heck no! Trying to get that image out of my head still!!!!
       
    9. Raleoxilevz

      Raleoxilevz Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      Why would she do that... uh they make vibrators! Men can be used as sex toys but now us women can purchase one. Just think... no mess to clean up, no snoring, no forgetting to take out the trash! It works on our schedule
       
    10. remstation

      remstation Well-Known Member

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      New girl needs help in the bedroom.

      She's faking.

      Just not that into you.
       
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