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my mate has asked me to be best man so the stag do falls to me

now for my stag do it was tame the same guy was my best man . we went paintballing (good laugh) then got pi55ed right up but was to tired to do anything from the running round so i got off lightly .

now im a sick cnut so i want to hire a male stripper , my intention is to blindfold my mate tie him to a chair and out pops a stripper eventually rubbing his schlong over my mates face and whatever else .

so any of you know anyone or a respectable agency in north yorkshire ?

 

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Your correct sir you are a sick cnut....but a funny one at that

 

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you better be prepared for war when he does find out stag do or no stag do if anyone did that to me there would be blood spilled for the next year

 

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Try asking alteredego he might know

 

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i'll pop in and do the both of you pmsl....i KNOW you'd like that ewen lol

 

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mate do it yourself, would be double funny

 

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good lad, i done it to my mate except i used a big black mama, he literally ran off down the road i had to drag him back in a headlock

 

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Sounds to me like you just want to see a guy rubbing his nob on your mates boat race.... Probs so you can pretend that it's you....

Get out the closet bro...

 

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you wont be invited to the wedding.

 

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id love to rub my member on your face ....