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    1. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      Me and my gf went to the GUM clinic recently, she thought it would be good for us to get checked out, i was secretly bricking it as i did have unprotected sex with another girl not long ago but she knew about this anyway, we'd fallen out and split for a couple of days and i just happened to get a phone call from a slut. Anyway we went to the hospital about a week ago and got urine / blood samples etc done. We were waiting for texts to give the all clear or not, i got mine yesterday and it basically said i'm in the all clear so she was just waiting for her text. Now here's what i did, you know when you get a text and it's not from a number and it just says the message sender is "RBS" or "Dominos" well they use a certain type of software that i actually have access too. Anyway at 7am she got one from the GUM Clinic:

      GUM Clinic
      Dear Patient it's Karen from the GUM Clinic.
      Your test results are back and unfortunately
      there is some bad news, we will have to call
      you back in today if you can make 16:00?
      And if possible you'll need to bring any sexual
      partners from the last year, if they can not
      make it today then tomorrow is ok. Can you
      please call us now, this is extremely urgent.

      08007856387

      Thanks, Karen

      Anyway the poor girl wakes up this morning to find that text and panics and phones me with a shaky voice saying "baby i have some quite bad news" but i couldn't let her worry any longer so told her what i'd done, but lol it took her ages to relax as she said her heart was still racing 10 mins after. I was quite pleased with that one.
       
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    2. fa2nzg

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      Just done the best blag ever

      omg id be devestated if i was you missus lol
       
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    3. druid

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      Just done the best blag ever

      You ****er lol
       
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      Just done the best blag ever

      brilliant!
       
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      Just done the best blag ever

      Amazing! You horrible cnut
       
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      Just done the best blag ever

      depends how dumb/clever ur gf is .... she cud be thinking u faked your 'all clear' text

      She quite stupid??
       
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    7. scooby

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      Just done the best blag ever

      Awesome prank mate.

      But what if she rang and told you she'd been with big dave, big Si and little pete from down the road and she has to take you with them along the clinic?
       
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    8. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      Just done the best blag ever

      Nah she's clever but she knows i wouldn't put her health at risk
       
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    9. jailynn24hb

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      Just done the best blag ever

      Haha now that would of been a backfire, but we've only been together since early this year anyway
       
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    10. emininojiq

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      Just done the best blag ever

      So it doesn't matter about me and her then? Sweet
       
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