ive got a stand up gig at a pub. theres like 6 other acts. its going to be quite busy. everyone i know has said they will be going to see me. ive got roughly 6 mins. i will take any jokes even dirty doesnt matter. good ones not ****e u just thought up. show me what u got
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blowjobs and smoking weed. She was known as Oral High Jean.
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. What do you do if a bird craps on your car? Dont ask her out again
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. The worst one I know, and this did not come from me!!! What's the benefit of having sex with a pregnant woman??.......... You have sex and get head at the same time!!! Im soooo sorry, someone said this to me once and its that bad it just stuck. Depends if your going down the Franky Boyle route really?
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. yep not bad as its my first time. just have a few vodkas and ill be golden.
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. Could all the bald men stand up, face the exit and walk there, thanks now i dont have the lights reflecting off their heads.
JOKES needed. doing stand up soon. phoenixlaw no way i would be bottle for that. keep them coming thou!!!
