The bar where I work had a PA from Joey Essex (if you don't know who the little gimp is, google him) last night. The place was rammed, it holds 1400, 900 were on the guest list, with ridiculously attractive women (and these were women, not young girls) going absolutely mental and swooning over him. But that's not the alarming thing, women have always been a sucker for someone famous, no matter how ridiculous they look. No, the worrying thing is how many men are actively trying to look like him, since when has dressing like a 12 year old rent boy become acceptable? It was like a school disco in there based on how these lads were trying to dress, side partings on blow dried hair, cardigans, t shirts showing off their malnutritioned chests, elasticated bottomed trousers, and yes, you guessed it, Toms. These lads were trying to say anything they could to get past me for a picture of him, or even worse, with him. Am I getting old, is this just a fad, or is the Alpha male dying out? Are (some of us) on here a dying breed?