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    1. Raleoxilevz

      Raleoxilevz Well-Known Member

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      before it gets closed....

      I was watching a movie the other evening when my little child said worried.."Is that lady going to die daddy"

      I said - "Probably - look at the length of that horses cock"

      any others?
       
    2. jailynn24hb

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      Sick Jokes...quick

      Whats blue and orange and found at the bottom of a swimming pool?

      A child with burst armbands.

      (I may not be around for a while after that.)
       
    3. parnassto

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      how do you know when your sisters on the rag ??? you can taste the blood on your dads cock
       
    4. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      How do you confuse and archeologist??

      Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
       
    5. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      Sick Jokes...quick

      What's the best thing about twenty five year olds?
      The fact there's twenty of them
       
    6. alomjabpd

      alomjabpd Well-Known Member

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      what did the late Micheal Jackson have in common with whiskey?

      they both came in tots
       
    7. defelqy

      defelqy Well-Known Member

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      Why wont the condoms eat lunch with the tampons?

      Because theyre all stuck up cvnts!
       
    8. vijugati8g

      vijugati8g Well-Known Member

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      Two sharks swimming around the bay....
      One says to the other, "Shall we pop down to Morcombe for a Chinese"

      bit old
       
    9. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      Graphic.

      Whats purple and smells like holly, ian huntleys bellend....

      Whats the best thing about shagging a 12 year old girl. Turn her over and its a 12 year old boy.
       
    10. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      well if u want an old one.......Fred & Rose West are now suspected being innocent....

      Turns out they got their Top soil from Lockerbie
       

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