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    1. alomjabpd

      alomjabpd Well-Known Member

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      Before we start, this is a thread about toilet habits, if it offemds dont read it...

      I suffer from gastric reflux, when it hits me, it hits hard and fast.

      Today l got caught short royally, l ended up having to climb up a banking and find a bush..... this fu*king mortifies me BTW, it didnt help as l crouched l turned to see a dead rat staring at me.

      I am very odd about my toilet habits, l dont like using any toilets but my own but if l have to l do my best to find a solo one with a fu*king good lock on the door.. if someone is in the cubicle next to me l freeze....

      Pathetic l know but true, thing is l have mates who will drop there pants and crap on your foot if you stand still !!

      Is it only me thats this sad ??
       
    2. crormaSoila18

      crormaSoila18 Well-Known Member

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      Has to be clean with loo roll and a lock, then Im good to go
       
    3. Canellesao

      Canellesao Well-Known Member

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      i've bee in and out of hospital from the age of 10-15, long sotry short, i used to have sudden onset stomach cramps/****s
      i didn't have a choice, i just learnt to go whenever possible or **** myself, luckily - id never shat myself

      Working on building site atm, porta pottys are fxcking rank, but when you gotta go, you've gotta go.

      Edit: Reading all the first post, many a times i've shat in a bush, in tall grass, ect - can't help is you suddenly get it unfortunatly, best thing is just not give a fxck
      i'll go anywhere and everywhere if the situation calls for it, only thing i would be agaist is physiclly infront of a stanger(s)
       
    4. Korporalegq

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      Last edited by Cam93; Today at 08:12 PM.
       
    5. crormaSoila18

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      Ouch... Lol I'll go anywhere besides a rundown truckstop with a hole in the cubicle. Lol
       
    6. vijugati8g

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      ive wiped my ass wit a leaf so many times mate its natural when im out hunting or wht ever
       
    7. Raleoxilevz

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      it needs a seat. a lock. and some roll. But i have done a sh1t in a box in the back of my van, in kensington and chelsea at 7am. Didnt help that there was no light and had to use a torch. fml
       
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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

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    9. jailynn24hb

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      lol not just you, i prefer my own toilet but if i have to and i mean have to go else where i am picky as **** to the point that it seems weird. i don't like it when there are others in the cubicle next to me.
      but the weird thing is during training exercises i don't have any problems with taking a crap in the woods.....i have no idea why but it doesn't bother me that much tbh.
       
    10. Korporalegq

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      Can you " go " anywhere ?

      I'm a strictly sh*t at home man, although i do love a good **** on company time. The whole way through school i never once took a sh*t there.

      However my friend with cystic fibrosis will sh*t anywhere, anywhere. Any pub we go in he heads straight for the toilet to drop the kids off. He's like a f*cking animal marking his territory.

      When we were teenagers he once had a sh*t in an alley, then went to up to a house with his hands clapsed over his nose, chapped the door and told the old dear who answered it that he had a nose bleed and needed some toilet paper......you know the rest
       

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