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    Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tausch, Jul 6, 2012.

    1. tausch

      tausch Well-Known Member

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      As some of you know I slipped off the rails last year and ended up having sex with this woman for a month or so, anyway I gave her the flick last year and fessed up to the missus. It didn't work out with the missus and she asked me to leave.

      I get a nice Local Authority flat in a nice area where it's nice and quiet, me and the missus decide to go our seperate ways as there's to much water gone under the bridge.

      A few months ago I meet this woman who's the poodles noodles, she's good looking and she's good in bed and she looks after me really well.

      She knows this woman who I went off with as they were in the same year at school, she said if you weren't happy then things like this happen, why did you go with her is beyond me??

      Anyway, a flat nextdoor to me became empty last week and the Council being the people they are don't like them being stood empty especially as they are newish buildings, (they want their money back,) yesterday I came back from work to see the door open nextdoor, I thought I'll introduce myself and be the good neighbour, I knocked on the door and when the new tenant came round the corner I nearly passed out, yep it was the woman who I went off with last year, I couldn't get my fookin breath, of all the people and all the flats that are empty round our area they have to move her nextdoor to me.

      As soon as I found out I rang the woman who I'm seeing, she went nuclear, she said I'm not having this I won't be able to sleep at night knowing that slag is nextdoor to you.

      I'm fookin blessed this weekend I tell ya.
       
    2. fa2nzg

      fa2nzg Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      She'll be round asking for sugar soon
       
    3. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      Sorry m8 shouldnt laugh, but thats some terrible luck you got there.
       
    4. suighja

      suighja Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      She'll get a kick in the cnut anarl.
       
    5. alomjabpd

      alomjabpd Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      I feel for you man lol
       
    6. suighja

      suighja Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      Fcukin sh!t innit?
       
    7. parnassto

      parnassto Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      So Nidge....its fair to say yer temporarilty single then!? Good for you mate!!
       
    8. emininojiq

      emininojiq Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      Cheers fella
       
    9. baletki

      baletki Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      I dunno mate, I've had the silent treatment all night and morning.
       
    10. jailynn24hb

      jailynn24hb Well-Known Member

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      You just couldn't make it up.

      as aposed to men?
       
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