Mine was in the sea in ibiza .... last year... When i was sat in one of them floaty tires But oh my god it felt so fcuking good !!!! No floaters thank god . Just all the uncooked chicken from the night before that the extremly fat bird i slept with fed me Over to you Also Dno if this counts as sh1tting myself but , was in bed with the missus last weekend, and went to fart, a little bidda poop came out .
Whens the last time you shat yourself Mate's party last year. Cannot recall anything but **** in my see-through swim shorts. Never getting that intoxicated again.
Whens the last time you shat yourself Very nearly - 2 days ago, bout of food poisoning. Resulted in a a night of head in the sink, arse in the toilet
Whens the last time you shat yourself Sharted myself for 2nd time in life recently had **** and corn running down my leg in house. Was finishing washing floors, needed, thought I'd just finish what I was doing, really needed, just wee bit more to do BIG DOUBLE SNEEZE- SHART!!! Trackies in bin straight in shower haaaaa. Shart is a fart that turns into a **** against ones will
Whens the last time you shat yourself A few years back when I was in sharm, had something dodgy to eat in te hotel but didn't hit me till I was on an overnight scuba trip, woke up and had to ditch my shorts, needless to say I couldn't even fart Or sneeze without spraying haha
Whens the last time you shat yourself I was caught short and had to have a sh1t in a bush last year when out in the woods on my mountain bike, wasn't pretty, and I had to wipe on my t-shirt, good job I had a few layers on so I didn't have to ride back bare chested.
Whens the last time you shat yourself hahahaha OR add a little hand shandy in there and call it a ShW@nk