maybe a aging issue.....do u ever look at your bath/shower towel and ask yaself......"what is that brown stain"? is it blood, chocolate, weird dry soap???? You KNOW its sh1te but it takes ages to admit it to yaself???
Towels and "stains" I usually just charge into the room when the missus is asleep and wake her up by throwing the towel at her Shouting ' YOU ABSOLUTE SKANK, HAVE YOU NO SLEF RESPECT"
Towels and "stains" i used to turn my ex misses keks inside out and frot my nippsey with them - then point out the clanger damage to the dirty boot
Towels and "stains" ur the guy that believes its a melted minstral? even tho theres been no choccy in the flat for months??? its cool bro.....not everyone is fluid tight lol