Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Got in to an elevator with my three year old son, next floor big obese guy walks in, Jr points at him and says "dad yook, that guy weeeely fat". Fat guy looks at him and says I know little man, me face palm jpg.

Gas station some young chick with a really short skirt walks by him, he points up at her and says ewww dad yook, big butt.

Face palm again.

My 7 yr old daughter says, Im going to put a sign on my door that says, no dads allowed. I say to her, Im going to take your door off the hinges and you wont have a door to put a sign on.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

I'm not over 35, nor do I have kids but your post made me laugh. Do have a good one though, was at Walmart with my niece (4 years old at the time). She saw a black guy and said "Look at his skin, what's wrong with him? It's so dark."

Most awkward moment of my life.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

After loosing 100lbs 10 year old says - 'you used to look like an apple - now you look like an apple core!' Love ya son

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Yep.... I could have died when my son referred to our black waitress as "the chocolate lady" or when my daughter asked quite loudly why the "fat lady" in the coffee shop "had a beard." After this incident I explained to my daughter that calling people "fat" was inappropriate because it might hurt their feelings. The next time she sees my rather overweight father she says... "Pappy, I won't tell you you're fat because it might hurt your feelings." facepalm.jpg. My kids say crazy stuff on a weekly basis... I really should write this stuff down...

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

My three year old son called the next door neighbour fatty which was embarrassing because he weighs 30 stone!

He also said he likes the plate lady with a funny face when we were in a Chinese restaurant!

But the best one was when we were shopping with him and ran into my grandma (his great grandma) and she kissed him and he touched his lips and looked at me and said "dogs hairs" and I was ill for laughing! Its a gud job she is tone deaf!

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Here are a few I did happen to write down...

Kids like to brag...
daughter: Guess what I got today... a tootsie roll and a baby doll!!
son: So... guess what I did today... I made a super duper big poo poo!!

Kids have no shame...
son: I need a pillow.
me: Do you want to use this big red one?
son: No, I put too many boogers on it.

Kids play rough...
son to daughter: Hey, lets play that game where you climb on the sofa with me then I throw you off.

Kids speak the truth...
daughter to me upon entering a crowded public restroom: Somebody musta made a big poo poo in here because it stinks. (crying ensues) I gotta get out of here... I can't breath anymore. It's too yucky.

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

apple core? Hooray that means hour-glass shape

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

I have my 2 year old son in the bath tub and he's playing with his junk

he looks up and says "Oh this is a big one...really big!"
Exagerating just like daddy.

My asian friend comes over and my son says this just like Nelson from the simpsons
he gets nose to nose with him and says "ha ha look at your face!"

He comes home from Daycare and he has a note that he got in a fight with Calvin at the park. I ask him
"Did you push Calvin down?"

He looks at me straight faced and says "No no Dadda I pushed Cody down!"

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

Im flexing my back muscles in the mirror in my bathroom and my daughter walks in and says.. Hey i know what your doing.. if you put your arms up and squeeze your muscles come out.. (shaking her head with her hand on it with a serious look on her face) and says.. Geez mom how do i all this stuff im only a little kid. OMG. I was trying not to laugh but it was so cute! LOL

 

Funny things your kids have said ladies and gents, lets hear it.

LOL my son is at that stage where he is going around telling kids, my dad can beat up your dad. Or my dad got a faster car. Always his dad this and that.

Other day he tells me, when I gow up, I want a beee double you BMW, a Gun and a tattoo. I was like uhhhh ok, how about a girlfriend, he says no. I hate girls. Haha