I'm literally 4.5h late for work and have not called in. I'm just gonna turn up what can I say? Ps I did go away this weekend not abroad
excuse for being late It would probably better not to go in at all, rather than take the p¡ss out of them like that.
excuse for being late It's not the 4.5hrs late that would be the hard thing to explain but the not calling in If I was you I'd just take the warning on the chin Good luck
excuse for being late I have done this before.... My boss phoned me about mid-day and said "errr, you were meant to be here at 9".... he woke me up, so I didn't have time to think and just replied "ahhhhh, sh1te!"... he was ok about it though, just one of them things. Guess it depends what your boss is like.
excuse for being late I've said it before and I will say it again. Tell them you sh1t yourself on the way to work and had to go home and change They will feel so ashamed for you they wont question it ...
excuse for being late say you have been taken captive and bummed for the last 4 hours. no one would make that up so they are going to believe you.
excuse for being late Mind and say when you were sodomised the assailant wore a condom , you don't want the boss to think there is a chance they could catch him