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    1. emininojiq

      emininojiq Well-Known Member

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      Chuck Norris destroyed Route 66 because the only place where you're allowed to get your kicks from is Chuck Norris.

      X x
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      i heard when chuck norris does a press up, he pushes the world down
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. It's just a pity that chuck Norris doesn't cry Ever.
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      When superman goes to bed he wears chuck Norris pyjamas.
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      Curiosity killed the cat. Every other cause of death: Chuck Norris x x
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      Chuck Norris reads bedtime stories to books.
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      chuck norris is so hard that monkeys speak polish to him for fear of upsetting him.
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      Chuck Norris went on deal or no deal and the banker offered him 500 grand to leave quietly before any boxes were even opened. This was the pilot episode, the banker was so disfigured after the brutal beating for suggesting Chuck does anything other than doing exactly what Chuck wants to do, he now works on the show remotely communicating with Noel via telephone from a panic room in case Chuck is ever asked back to appear in a celebrity special
       
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      Chuck Norris Friday Facts.

      matches are warned not to play with chuck norris
       
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